WhatsApp is the world’s most popular and vastly used smartphone app, which is being used by over 800 Million users across the world – for free instant messaging and Calls too. WhatsApp came into being in the year 2009; it was the time when the smartphone penetration also started to occur immensely worldwide.
That’s when WhatsApp got the attention of millions of users and became the market leader for many years of smartphone users most pet instant messaging app. Also, apart from bartering of free instant messages user can also set WhatsApp status according to their mood. Moreover, users can also change the existing one with countless best status messages available online.
67 Latest WhatsApp Status
1 – Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
2 – I love my job when I am holidaying.
3 – Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
4 – It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
5 – Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
6 – Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
7 – The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
8 – I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
9 – One wise guy invented mobile application WhatsApp…..and his wife added last seen feature.
10 – Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
11 – I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
12 – If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
13 – A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
14 – Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent.
15 – Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
16 – My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
17 – Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
18 – This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
19 – I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
20 – According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.
21 – It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.
22 – Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
23 – Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.
24 – When you fail, try again. This time more intelligently.
25 – Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
26 – If you like me raise your hand, If you don’t, raise your standard.
27 – When you are scared of something, step into the unknown.
28 – You can hire someone to help you build muscles, but they can’t do push-ups for you.
29 – It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
30 – You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.
31 – I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
32 – I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me.
33 – People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
34 – Save Water, Drink Wine!!
35 – My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
36 – I am “SINGLE” Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME…!
37 – My first name and your last name ,together make sound great!
38 – The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.
39 – I am not failed, Because my success is lost.
40 – Rules are made to the break!
41 – When it’s time to go, don’t doubt or hesitate, hello to Great & Good Bye to good.
42 – Always Choose ,Correct path for Success!
43 – When you feel giving up, remember why you held on for so long time in the first place.
44 – If you don’t make mistakes in life, you are not really trying.
45 – It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
46 – The future belongs to those people,who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
47 – Do not wait for the Right time. Bring it.
48 – Tomorrow is always fresh, Don’t do mistakes in it.
49 – No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really love, they will always find the time for you.
50 – When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone.
51 – Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
52 – Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance?
53 – I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
54 – I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
55 – Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
56 – I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
57 – Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
58 – You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
59 – Finding a best friend is tough, keeping the friendship alive is tougher.
60 – You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.
61 – Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
62 – Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
63 – I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.
64 – A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.
65 – Did you get any text messages last night? Oh! My phone was drunk.
66 – Do you know the root cause of your divorce? it’s Marriage.
67 – Love thy neighbor, but make sure you don’t get caught.
As India is the second most populated country of the world that’s why, it also encompasses a large Smartphone user base which utilizes WhatsApp for free texting. Also, the large number of users like to set their different status messages regarding what they feel like at the particular time, written by them.
68 – सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं …..!!
69 – उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है…!
70 – ” बात ” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..!
71 – कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!
72 – इश्क ओर दोस्ती मेरे दो जहान है,इश्क मेरी रुह, तो दोस्ती मेरा ईमान है,इश्क पर तो फिदा करदु अपनी पुरी जिंदगी,पर दोस्ती पर, मेरा इश्क भी कुर्बान है
73 – हुकुमत वो ही करता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो…!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है…!!
74 – ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।…!!
For those who just want to become cool among their friends, need a great collection of cool WhatApp status. Normally, teenagers, youngsters and college going boys and girls want to look cool to show others that they are better than them.
75 – I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
76 – Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
77 – Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
78 – INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS….
79 – I didn’t change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉
80 – I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Their’s!
81 – I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Love is a feeling that can be found not only in human beings but also animals, birds and even in plants. If you’re in love then express it via status on Whatsapp or by texting or any other communication way, but express it must.
82 – Love is not about how much you say “i love you” but how much you can prove that it’s true.
83 – Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
84 – I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love
85 – Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
86 – If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.
87 – I fell in love because of your words, and I got hurt because of them too!
88 – Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Life is full of stress and tensions, jokes and funny stuff help people to get out of these daily stresses. If you share status regarding fun and joy, you’re also doing a great job to make people happy. A smile on someone’s face because of your message can ease your path to heaven.
89 – My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
90 – God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
91 – Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
92 – Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛
93 – hen it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
94 – I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
95 – I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
It’s not possible to tell all of your friends and relatives that you’re sad by verbally speaking or by texting or calling them all, so in condition of sorrow set a status that represents your current condition perfectly.
96 – You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.
97 – The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
98 – I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms 🙁
99 – It’s better to be lonely than to be played by wrong people.
100 – I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
101 – I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
102 – People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Quotes from famous authors are deep words that need a good sense of humor and a golden heart to understand. If you set these Quotes as your status then you can express yourself in just 1 sentence.
103 – Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
104 – In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
105 – Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
~Thomas A. Edison~
106 – Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
107 – The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
108 – Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
109 – Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
~George Bernard Shaw~
110 – My life is my message.
111 – We do not remember days, we remember moments.
112 – Where there is love there is life.
113 – The first duty of love is to listen.
114 – Contributing to entropy since 1994.
115 – CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
116 – Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
117 – Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.
118 – An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out.
119 – You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.
120 – I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
121 – There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive.
122 – A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.
123 – Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.
To impress others, sharing of new ideas is essential because people love new and unique stuff.
124 – Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
125 – Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
126 – Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
127 – All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
128 – If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
129 – My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
130 – I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
My 90% of friends are English speaking and if I set status in Hindi or any other language that would be a problem for them to read. So, Setting up status in English is essential for those who only know English and some words can only be expressed properly in English.
131 – A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.
132 – Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
133 – It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.
134 – Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.
135 – All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.
136 – I do not believe this darkness will endure.
137 – There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.
Other than youngsters, people who are working in offices, are businessmen or teacher can’t share funky stuff on Whatsapp, so nice collection of messages is created for them.
138 – Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
138 – And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
140 – Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune without the words And never stops at all.
141 – I always try to be everybody’s company……. Not because iam free, but bcoz i knw the feeling of stnding alone……….to be.
142 – I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
143 – People Love To Say Good To The Good Things, But Don’t Love To Love The Good Things.
144 – Never judge the people as you are always judge them as they are.
These statuses are hand-picked and you’d not find them anywhere else and we’ve plans to updated these on a daily basis soon.
145 – Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
146 – If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
147 – No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
148– Dear time, more weekend please!
149 – Friends r honest with each other, even if the truth hurts.
150 – Do a bit for people who want to see you smile, they’ll do everything to make you smile.
151 – I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
Punjabi language needs no introduction, it is used in Pakistan and India both by Punjabis and Sikh communities. These love can set Punjabi status if they want to.
152 – Tainu ta moh leya gaira ne asi hor kite nae dull skde , sadi v ek majboori a , tera pyar kade nae bhul skde…..
153 – Naa Maro Paani Vich Pathar, Issh Paani Nu Vi Koi Pinda Hovega;
Apni Zindagi Nu Hass Ke Guzaro Yaaro, Tuhanu Vekh Ke Vi Koi Jeonda Hovega!
154 – Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey :p
155 – sadi kehri pyar kahaani.. Ik passe dhokha. Duje pase hanjuan da paani.
156 – Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
157 – Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
158 – Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Cuteness can’t be explained on calls or anywhere else sometimes, so we use words to explain that the person whom you’re addressing is how much cute.
159 – The moment I want to be with you, I close my eyes.
160 – You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep.
161 – I am more concerned about your happiness, because I care about you more.
162 – You’re the best thing that happened to me and I mean it really.
163 – Time can never change my feelings for you.
164 – I hardly notice anyone, because you’re the most beautiful thing in the world.
165 – To make you smile for no reason is the only reason to make you happy.
166 – Being in love with you makes every single morning worth getting up for.
167 – I didn’t know what love felt like until the day I met you. I love you with all my heart and I always will.
168 – Last night I matched every star in the single with a reason why I love you, and I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
169 – For you, my heart will never break. For you, my smile will never fade. And for you, my love will never end. I love you.
170 – I finally got my past, present, and future tenses correct today: I love you, I loved you, and I will love you forever and always!
171 – For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul
172 – My heart is ever at your service
173 – Life is Not about the people who act true in front of u, It is about the People, who remain true Behind u..!!
174 – Don’t be proud if you gain. Nor be sorry if you lose.
175 – Life’s nothing but a journey where every now and then we find ourselves in transit… waiting to fly again!
176 – Making mistakes is better than faking perfections!
177 – Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
178 – People only treat you One Way… the way you allow them!
179 – Before you say something, stop and think how you would fell if someone said it to you!
180 – Pay attention to your gut feelings. No matter how good something looks, if it doesn’t feel right, walk away!
181 – A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile!
182 – Never let an old flame burn you twice!
183 – Discontent is the root of fortune!
184 – No one can change a person, but a person can be the reason someone changes.
185 – If you can’t forget some things in life, make sure you don’t give yourself time to remember them!
186 – It is not how big the house is, it is how happy the home is!
187 – Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
188 – Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.
189 – To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.
190 – The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.
191 – It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
192 – Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
193 – Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
194 – A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
195 – Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
196 – A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
197 – Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…
198 – If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
199 – A true friend sees the first tear… catches the second… and stops the third.
200 – Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
201 – Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
202 – Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.
203 – The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it…
204 – I have lost and loved and won and cried myself to the person I am today.
205 – What do I have to do to make you see she can’t love you like me.
206 – I wish i were a little girl again, because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken heart.
207 – The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
208 – Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
209 – Angry people are not always wise.
210 – Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
211 – Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
212 – The best fighter is never angry.
213 – When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
214 – May This Cheer And Joy, This Merriment And Mirth, Of This Divine And Blessing Festival, May Surround You Forever. ~Happy Diwali~
215 – Light a lamp of love, Blast a chain of sorrow, Shoot a rocket of prosperity, Fire a flowerpot of happiness, Wish u and your family “SPARKLING DIWALI
216 – Sun glows for a day; Candle for an hour; Matchstick for a minute; But a wish glows forever.
Here is my wish for a glowing Diwali and glowing life! !Happy Diwali!
217 – Wishing You And Your Family, Health, Success And A Journey, Towards The Never Ending Light, May This Festival, Full Your Mind With Peace. Happy Diwali.
218 – May This Festival Of Lights, Illuminate Your Ways And, Make You Life Full Of Happiness Progress, Joy And Prosperity. Wishing You A Happy Diwali.
219 – Smash This Diwali With A Million Crackers And Fireworks, To Announce The Arrival Of The The Festival Of Lights! Diwali Is Here To Pull Us Out, Of The Darkness Into The Shining Light, Where Love And Peace Reigns…
220 – A Tiny Bit Of Light Wafting Into Your Life, Erasing The Sorrows Of Yesterday And Brightening The Joys Of Tomorrow, Growing In Intensity To Become A Shining Torch, Then Explode Into A Million Suns
To Lend You The Light Of Life, A Luminous Diwali Wish For You From Me.
221 – Wishing you and your family a very bright,colourful and joyful holi. With love and best wishes
222 – Wishing you & your family A very special Regards……….
HAPPY HOLI !!!!!!
223 – Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs’ are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
224 – Holi Greetings to all my friends and hindi lovers and learners. Wish you a Happy Holi may your Life fills with colours.
225 – A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun.
226 – Rang lekar khelte gulal, lekar khelte Radha sang Holi Nand lal khelte…Bolo sara rara
227 – Even Though I Am Far Away From You, Out Of India, I Can Feel The Colours Of Holi Celebrations. I Wish You All A Colourful Holi. I Wish Holi Festival Paint Your Life With Colours Of Happiness.